No Longer Floppy

Click here if you can't read leet speak  &nbps;  ClIx0r H33r iF th1s.pAg3 n0t l33t 'nuf fo j00!

Volume 1: Errata  &nbps;  No Longer Floppy: In The Media

 

>more HaXXXor_Porn.c

#define bad_p0rn = "Porn that promises one thing, but all you get are drunk bimbos not doing that one thing";

#define our_p0rn = "Kick ass HaXXXor pron.";

main(){

    buy_HaXXXor_DVD_Vol.1();

    watch_HaXXXor_DVD_Vol.1();

    see_l33t_haX0r_chicks();

    you_are_happy_and_satisfied();

}

&nbps;

> ls /etc/DVD_Features

drwxr-xr-x 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ DVD_FEATURES

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ HaXXXorS_Adv0caT3

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ BuFF3r_Xpl0its

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ nmap_strippers

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ ettercap_strippers

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ john_the_STripper

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ i_l0v3_3ncrypti0n

---------- 1 root root 666 Jul 25 31:33+ NAKED_DUMPSTER_DIVING

 

> telnet irc.haXXXor.com

Trying irc.haXXXor.com

telnet: connect to address irc.haXXXor.com: Connection refused

telnet: Unable to connect to remote host

telnet: Telnet is lam3. J00 r n0t a h@XXX0r. L3@ve be-4 I r00t j00!

 

 

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