> cat ~/DVD_Features

This First-Of-It's-Kind DVD contains some excellent scenes.
We begin with the HaXXXor's Advocate, a tongue and cheek Hacker Q&A.
Then we pay a special homage to the DES to AES switch over.
Following that, two hot HaXXXor Girls explain buffer overflows.
Then we go into a sexy look at using NMap.
Our erotic audit continues with a nude tutorial on Ettercap.
Then we get a strip tease education on John The Ripper.
Closing the main feature we do NAKED DUMPSTER DIVING!
Included on the disk are also some elite extra features.